i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up
straight men comic
"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe."
It really does
reblog if u understand this inspirational message
FUCK YOU MUSICAL PEOPLE AND YOUR SATANIC MUSICAL NOTES AND DEMONIC RITUALS YOU PREFORM OVER MUSIC I CANT READ MUSIC fCKIN NOTES
look at ur tummy. pat it gently. it is so cute.
look at ur thighs and your butt. wiggle them. they are so cute.
look at all of your body parts. blow kisses at them and tell them they are so cute.
DO NOT SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT THEM. EVEN IF SOMETIMES YOU GET MAD AT THEM THEY ARE PART OF YOU AND THEY ARE SO CUTE AND YOU ARE SO CUTE.
When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno
This is the proper reaction.
You can see the internal “Do I call him an idiot, or do I keep getting paid…?”
Kush entirely too fucking loud
"Helps anxiety and nervous behavior"